A man started to complain about pain in his abdomen and his testicles. His father took him to the hospital and they took him into surgery because they wanted to prevent the spread of cancer since they thought he had Testicular cancer. They removed the testicle that they thought had cancer. During surgery after they removed the testicle they saw that his tubes were tangled that led to his testicles. The tubes had been untangled once they removed the testicle. They figured out that the man didn’t have cancer and didn’t need his testicle removed. All he needed was to have his tubes untangled. The man lost a perfectly good testicle.
One day a Flight for Life pilot received a phone call about a man who no longer wanted his penis. The man took a meat cleaver and cut off his own penis. He then decided that he no longer wanted to even see his own penis so he swallowed it. He was bleeding out and was flown to the nearest hospital. The man started to freak out because he realized he made a mistake and that he now wants his penis reattached. The surgeon was waiting for him when he got there. The surgeon asks “What have you had to eat in the last 24 hours? Well, except for your penis."
Wow, how extreme!
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